10 Reasons why chinchillas are better than computers (illustrated):
1. Chinchillas are soft and furry.
2. Chinchillas won’t lie to you.
3. Chinchillas don’t need to be literate.
4. When a chinchilla dies, it’s really dead and not just teasing.
5. Chinchillas make great coats.
6. You can eat a chinchilla (if you really had to).
7. Chinchillas are much more affordable.
8. Not everyone in the coffee shop will have a chinchilla.
9. Chinchillas will eat out of your hands.
10. You can’t ever really be mad at a chinchilla.