Browsing All Posts published on »October, 2010«

NaNoWriMo is the least of my problems.

October 29, 2010


I'm pretty sure I'm insane. And I'm pretty sure all my readers are going to suffer for it. Can I write a novel in one month, starting from scratch? Well I have no idea. But we're all about to find out.

Lord of the House Flies

October 26, 2010


...But who needs God when you've got a boyfriend with a curled-up magazine? The flies are gone now, thanks in large part to the heroic endeavors of my man, who I will now call the "Lord of the House Flies." This title is in part a respectful homage to my conquering warrior and also partly a comment on his complete and utter descent into pre-societal monkey rage, ala boys trapped on an island together with no adults....

My house is a portal to hell.

October 5, 2010


*Note: This makes two posts with the word “Hell” in the title. I just realized this after publishing. I am more convinced than ever that I need a vacation. Sorry guys. I guess I’m not a big enough narcissist to write about myself on a regular basis if the only thing I’ve got to write is […]