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NaNoWriMo is the least of my problems.

October 29, 2010

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I'm pretty sure I'm insane. And I'm pretty sure all my readers are going to suffer for it. Can I write a novel in one month, starting from scratch? Well I have no idea. But we're all about to find out.

Lord of the House Flies

October 26, 2010

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...But who needs God when you've got a boyfriend with a curled-up magazine? The flies are gone now, thanks in large part to the heroic endeavors of my man, who I will now call the "Lord of the House Flies." This title is in part a respectful homage to my conquering warrior and also partly a comment on his complete and utter descent into pre-societal monkey rage, ala boys trapped on an island together with no adults....

My house is a portal to hell.

October 5, 2010

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*Note: This makes two posts with the word “Hell” in the title. I just realized this after publishing. I am more convinced than ever that I need a vacation. Sorry guys. I guess I’m not a big enough narcissist to write about myself on a regular basis if the only thing I’ve got to write is […]