What Just Happened? A Flowchart.

February 16, 2011


This flowchart is to be used during those time when you aren’t sure what just happened. Advertisements

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The Pool at the Gym is My New Zombie Training Ground

February 9, 2011


Back in December, I decided to beat the New Year’s rush of resolutions, and join the gym. I thought if I could get ahead of the curve, then MY ambitions would be genuine and not just some side effect of an arbitrary date in the middle of winter when everyone decides to be better people. […]

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Unfortunate Forecast

January 26, 2011


I’m driving to the Lake Tahoe region this weekend for a wedding. I wanted to check on the weather to see what type of road conditions I was in for. I got a forecast I wasn’t exactly prepared for…but I guess now I’ll know to bring the Pepto.

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Christmas Candy and other Nefarious Affairs

December 21, 2010


So yeah. Here's the deal. I'm hopped up on a lot of sugar. I mean A LOT of sugar. Like, 2/3 of my sugar consumption for the year happens in the three days leading up to Christmas. And the reason is almost entirely work-related. You see, in the three days leading up to Christmas, there is often a tragic and unavoidable convergence of events that almost always leads up to the exact same result. Namely, me feeling like crap and wishing I could travel back in time.

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Open letter to the A**Hole Driver in a Snow Storm

November 23, 2010


Dear A**Hole Driver, Now that the first major snow of the season is upon us, I think we need to have a little chat, about your attitude, about your behavior. I know you’re likely a transplant from California, and I can’t say I blame you. Idaho is a gorgeous state with a lot to offer […]

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A Public Service Announcement

November 16, 2010


I felt compelled to post this public service announcement after a particularly annoying and unpleasant encounter in the break room today. Thank you for taking the time to read it and for helping me make the world a better place for tall women everywhere.

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A Word on Workplace Safety.

November 2, 2010


Yesterday at the office we had our monthly staff meeting wherein the higher-ups inform the lower-downs what’s what. In addition to telling us we now have to fill out our leave slips differently, we also got a little informative lecture on workplace safety. According to the literature they handed out, your chances of having a […]

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