I’m Sure They Have Their Reasons.

June 24, 2011


Don't worry. FedEx totally knows what they're doing.

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My cats are nocturnal. I am not.

May 5, 2011


I drew up this very informative chart using Excel. I think it explains pretty cleary what sorts of activities my cats enjoy and at what times of day they enjoy those activities. Most of my cats’ day revolves around sleeping, food, and crinkle toys. According to my boyfriend (back when he was unemployed and spent […]

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A Formal Appology to my Loyal Readership

May 3, 2011


I would like to issue a formal apology to my loyal readership. It has recently come to my attention that I have not posted anything to this blog in nearly a month. I feel compelled to write something regarding this oversight, but therein lies the problem. What to write? If I knew the answer to this […]

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The Mafia Come to my Home Town

April 12, 2011


It is no secret to anyone who knows me (including my boss) that I’m looking for a new job. It’s nothing nefarious or gossip-worthy. I’ve simply outgrown my current position and want to put that hard-earned graduate degree to good use. But you don’t really care about that. Nor should you. What you should care […]

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What the Hell Facebook?

April 4, 2011


I was catching up on all the Facebook activity from over the weekend, and noticed this advertisement on the side of the screen. I’m going to take this as proof that facebook is NOT actually collecting information about me without my knowledge or consent. Because if they were, they would know that I’m not particularly interested in either […]

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Vaginas Just Aren’t A Laughing Matter.

March 30, 2011


But anyway, women aren’t funny. And I’m inclined to agree. As Mr. Hitchens points out, most women are too worried about having and raising babies, and this renders us more serious and preoccupied with issues of life and death than men. I’m honestly surprised that our gender can even remember to turn off the stove at night, with all the terribly important “preserving the species” that we accomplish every day.

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How to Procure an Accidental Hangover

March 2, 2011


Sometimes having to endure an 8-hour day at your job just isn’t quite HARD enough. Sometimes it feels like you aren’t really being CHALLENGED. What I’ve found really helps with this dilemma is to come to work hung over. This really ups the ante, so to speak, and makes you feel like a real winner […]

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